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- Хочешь, научу французскому? Пятачок, обрадованно: - Конечно! Винни разбегается, на ходу кричит: «Парле ву франсе?» — и бьет Пятачка сапогом в бок. Пятачок: - Уииии-иии-ии-и! View: / Added by: xenia_o / Date: 25.05.2012
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- Дарагой, выпиши какое-нибудь лекарство, чтобы детей больше не было. Сэмь чэловэк уже, заколэбали! Доктор выписывает ему пачку презервативов. Через два дня грузин приходит снова – с цветами и коньяком. - Спасыба, дарагой, выручыл, вэк нэ забуду! - Что, уже помогло? – удивляется доктор. - Канэчно! Самое лучшее срэдство. Я два штуки на абэд глотаю, вэчэрам в туалэт иду, они у мена надуваются, я как дирыжабла под потолком лэтаю. Дэти смэются, со смэху дохнут. Два чэловэка осталось, спасыбо тэбэ, дарагой! View: / Added by: xenia_o / Date: 25.05.2012
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- Санчо, ты мне друг? Санчо: - Нет уж, Дон, хватит! Давай до баб доедем! View: / Added by: xenia_o / Date: 25.05.2012
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- Ну, это смотря над кем смеетесь… Может и сократить… View: / Added by: xenia_o / Date: 25.05.2012
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— Я мама!!! View: / Added by: xenia_o / Date: 25.05.2012
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- Мама, мы сегодня в школе с ребятами писюнами мерялись. - И что? - Представляешь у меня самый большой! - Ну правильно, Валерочка, ты же учитель. View: / Added by: xenia_o / Date: 25.05.2012
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- У вас есть сыр «Рокфор»? - А че это такое? - Сыр с плесенью. - Сыра нет. Но есть колбаса «рокфор», беляши «рокфор», селедка «рокфор». View: / Added by: xenia_o / Date: 25.05.2012
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